A lisping midget shows up at the horse track and wants to buy a horse. So one of the stableboys begins to show him around, and the midget sees this one horse that he really likes. The stableboy runs over and calls in the horse's owner, who immediately begins to show off the beast, holding his leg up, squeezing the calf muscles, stroking the mane. Then, the midget taps him on the knee and says "Can I see it's t**t?" The owner looks at him kinda funny for a second and says "What did you just say?" The midget replies "I asked you if I could see it's t**t.

" The owner freaks out and says "That's ing disgusting! Get out of my stable you nasty little man!" and then storms off.

The midget turns to the stableboy and says "But if I don't see it's t**t, how will I know if it can wun in a wace?"