One day Little Johnny and his Grandpa go fishing. Johnny is 5 years old. So theyre sitting there fishing and Grandpa pulls out a beer. Little Johnny says, Grandpa, can I have a beer? Grandpa says, Can your d**k touch your a*****e? Little Johnny says, well no. Then Grandpa says, Then no Johnny, youre not old enough! So they continue fishing. A little later Grandpa pulls out a cigarette. Little Johnny says, Grandpa, can I have a cigarette? Grandpa says, Can your d**k touch your a*****e? Little Johnny says, well no Grandpa. Grandpa says, Then youre not old enough! So they continue fishing. A little later Little Johnny pulls out a bag of cookies. Grandpa says, Give me a cookie! Little Johnny says, Can your d**k touch your a*****e? Grandpa says, Well yes it can! Then Little Johnny says, So then go f**k yourself these are my cookies!