---------- A woman who plays cards one night a week with a group of friends, was concerned that she always woke up her husband when she came home on these nights at around 12.30 am. One night she decided to try not to rouse him. She undressed in the living room, and purse in hand, she tiptoed nude into the bedroom- only to find her husband sitting up in bed reading.

"Dammit, woman!" he exclaimed. "Did you lose everything tonight?"