Olympic Condoms...
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?" "There is three colors", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze." ......
Written on 16/09/2008

The Condom
Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. The first lady takes out a cigarette and starts to smoke. A minute later it begins to rain, so she takes out a condom, cuts off the end, and carefully places it over the cigarette to shield it from ......
Written on 17/09/2008

Condoms
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. "What size?" asks the clerk? "Gee, I don't know." "Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly. ......
Written on 20/09/2008

Two Old Ladies And The Condom
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette ......
Written on 21/09/2008

More Hose!!!
A man who worked for the Fire department, came home from work and told his wife: You know, we have a wonderful system at the Fire Department. "Bell 1" we all put on our coats. "Bell 2" rings, we all slide down the pole. "Bell 3" rings, we all are on ......
Written on 22/09/2008