I Love This Lil Bastard!
One day lil johnny was in school and the teacher asked the class the meaning of "womb". of course theyre all too young to understand that concept so a few of the kids try to take a whack at it anyway. One little boy responds with "the place where ......
Written on 30/09/2008

Would You Let Me Bite Your Breasts For 100 Dollars?
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for 100 dollars? "Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner ......
Written on 01/10/2008

I'll Screw Anybody, Anytime, Anywhere
A man walked into a Tavern and sat next to a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. "Hi there good looking, how's it going?" he asked. The woman looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it ......
Written on 05/10/2008

Octopus
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar 50 that this octopus can play any instrument set in front of it." None of ......
Written on 14/10/2008

Better Than Geico
Rachel had called up her friend for their daily gossip. "Helen, you will not believe what my husband did last night. He's normally such a wuss but when he found out that I had dinged the door of his convertible and he completely lost control. He did things he's never done ......
Written on 16/10/2008