Three Men Were Hiking...........
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.' Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Auction P
A woman woke up and told her husband of about her last night's dream. "I was at an auction for d**ks. The big ones sold for 1, 000 and the tiny ones for 10." The husband says, "What about one my size?" His wife responds, "Didn't get a bid, " and ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Just Some Lame Joke
3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven". The first guy comes up to the gate and says, "I never, ever cheated on my wife and I ......
Written on 12/09/2008

A Dry Town
In a small midwestern conservative town, there wasn't a place to get a drink for miles around, so a local entrepreneur saw an opportunity: He started to build a tavern. Liking a "dry" town, the local church started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayers. The ......
Written on 16/09/2008

....priceless
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday 10 miles over the limit, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk ......
Written on 17/09/2008