Be Sure And Cancel Your Credit Cards Before You Die.
Friends, be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die, just in case. The following is so typical of today's ridiculousnesses my own word. A lady died in January, and her credit card company billed her in February for its annual service charge. When the bill wasn't paid, it added ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Landing
Tired of the inconvenience of driving from the airport to his country cottage, a man equipped his small plane with pontoons so he could land on the lake directly in front of his cottage. On his next trip however, he made his approach down the airport runway as usual. Alarmed, ......
Written on 11/07/2009

The Vibrator!!
As the woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator! Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?" The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Dealing With Mistakes
A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party. "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "Try to fix it if it's big ignore it if it's insignificant, " replied the lawyer. "What do you do?" The minister replied "Oh, ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable morals that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to ......
Written on 11/07/2009