Time For A Trade In
TRADE IN TIME ! If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Naked On The Porch
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance without answering. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out ......
Written on 01/02/2010

The Garden Of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy." ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Buffalo Cum
An Indian tracker is taking some pioneers through the plains in the mid-1800's. Suddenly he stops and points. "Bear have babies." He says. One of the younger pioneers runs up and asks, "How'd you know that!?." "I know these things, " replied the Indian. They continue their journey, ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Redneck Love
Might have seen this before, but with "Valentine's Day" on the way I thought this was timely. Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's ......
Written on 01/02/2010