35 Clues....
You Know You're Trailer Trash When... 1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a ......
Written on 09/09/2008

What Do You Do When Your Told Old For Sex?
A 92-year-old man moved into a retirement home where he immediately met a 90 year old woman. They hit it off right away. After a few weeks of spending time together, the man said, You know, were past our sexual years, so I wonder if it would be okay for you ......
Written on 09/09/2008

The Circumcisor
A doctor performed literally thousands of circumcisions over the years, and he had developed a rather bizzare habit of saving all the foreskins he removed in a huge jar in his office. Upon his retirement, the nurses in his office thought it may be a novel idea to have something "made" ......
Written on 09/09/2008

The Cow Economy
SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The Head of state shouts alot, waves hands alot, then takes both and sells you some milk. Then shoots you in ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Traffic Cop Retirement Home
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding. Can I see your ......
Written on 09/09/2008