Ye Ha!
A man takes his wife to the cattle stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated:"This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times ......
Written on 23/10/2008

Slow Driving
A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked. One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits. ......
Written on 30/10/2008

101 Reasons Why Women Prefer Cucumbers To Men
101 Reasons why women prefer cucumbers to Men 1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long. 2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week. 3. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count. 4. Cucumbers don't get too excited. 5. Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety. 6. Cucumbers are easy to ......
Written on 31/10/2008

You Don't Moan
Morris comes home to find his wife, Sadie, crying. "I found out from Mrs. Goldberg that you've been having an affair with that chippie secretary in your office. Why would you do that to me? Haven't I always been the good wife? I've cooked for you, raised your children, and I've ......
Written on 06/11/2008

Las Vegas Hooker
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?" Hooker replies, "It starts at 500 for a hand-job. Guy says, "500 dollars! For a hand-job! Jesus Christ! ......
Written on 10/11/2008