A Different Kind Of Iq Test
Hewlett Packard had just announced the HAL10000 computer and is displaying their new prize at the computer show. Anyone who cares to, can walk right up and carry on a conversation with the machine. So, the first person steps up and the HAL10000 says, ?Good morning, I"m a HAL10000 computer, ......
Written on 13/11/2008

Retire And Save Money
According to my mathematics, when I get older, I think I'm going to live on a cruise ship. The average cost for a retirement home is 300 per day. Checking on cruise ship reservations, I can get a long term discount and senior discount price of 235 per day. That leaves ......
Written on 13/11/2008

Old Folks Home Revised
LOL Sorry folks, right joke wrong punchline! here's how it should be..embaressed grin Frank was enjoying his retirement at sunnyoaks nursing home, at 91 yrs old, he had enjoyed his entire life. He was sitting in the garden, enjoying the spring sunshine with his good friend 87 yr ......
Written on 15/11/2008

Old Folks Home.
Frank was enjoying his retirement at sunnyoaks nursing home, at 91 yrs old, he had enjoyed his entire life. He was sitting in the garden, enjoying the spring sunshine with his good friend 87 yr old Mary. Mary turns to him and asks, "Frank?" "is there one thing in ......
Written on 17/11/2008

3 Old Ladies
Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used ......
Written on 18/11/2008