Beer Troubleshooting
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. ......
Written on 06/01/2009

Capitalism For Dummies
Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. American Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised ......
Written on 20/01/2009

P***s Petition
Petition" I, the P***s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths.. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. ......
Written on 26/01/2009

Terms For Female Masturbation
1. Flicking the Switch 2. Reading Braille 3. Hiking the Grand Canyon 4. Deep Dishin' 5. Sushi Party 6. Polish your Pencil 7. Ring for the Maid 8. Ride the Curl 9. Tickle the Mustache 10. Entering No Man's Land 11. Loob your Goob 12. Flying Manual with hands 13. Flying ......
Written on 05/03/2009

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