Old Man
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was ......
Written on 24/05/2009

The Blizzard
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Don't Hurry With Decisions
Two men were walking down the beach and suddenly they saw a nice lady enjoying water-skiing at the lake. A moment later, the rope that tied this girl to the motor-boat ripped off for some reason and the girl started to drown. Being real nice guys, our fellas jumped in the ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Goin' Fishin'
One day Little Johnny and his Grandpa go fishing. Johnny is 5 years old. So theyre sitting there fishing and Grandpa pulls out a beer. Little Johnny says, Grandpa, can I have a beer? Grandpa says, Can your d**k touch your a*****e? Little Johnny says, well no. Then Grandpa says, Then ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Deaf Couple
There once was a deaf couple that lived together and always had a tough time knowing when the other was in the mood. Since they couldn't speak, they both had no idea, if the other wanted sex. One day the woman came up with an idea. She signed to the man, ......
Written on 11/07/2009