Breakfast Conversation - American And A Ausiaustralian
A American is having breakfast one morning coffee, croissant, bread, butter and jam when a Ausi man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Ausi who, nevertheless, starts a conversation: Ausi: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"American: in a bad mood: "Of course."Ausi: after blowing ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Hearing Aid
This old couple had saved and saved and finaly had enought to take a cruise. Being so excided the wife forgot her hearing aid. Her husband said come on honey it's to late to go back and get it lets just go and have fun. They have a beautiful day. Upon ......
Written on 19/07/2009

The Laughing Mule
A man walks into a bar and has a drink. As he looks around he notices a mule standing in the corner crying his eyes out. On the table beside the mule is a bucket full of ten dollar bills. The man asks the bartender what the mule is doing there. ......
Written on 19/07/2009

My D**k Is So Big
My D**k Is So Big My d**k is so big, its a tight fit when I'm bangin' your loose momma! My d**k is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime. My d**k is so big, I went to The Viper Room and My d**k got ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Viagra Jokes
Viagra Joke Two elderly men were talking about Viagra. One had never heard of it and asked the other what it was for."It's the greatest invention ever, " he said. "It makes you feel like a man of 30." "Can you get it over the counter?" "Probably - if you took ......
Written on 19/07/2009