Chinese Proverbs
MAN WHO RUNS BEHIND CAR GET EXHAUSTED .. MAN WITH ONE CHOPSTICKGOES HUNGRY.. MAN WHO SCRATCH ASS SHOULD NOT BITE FINGERNAILS.. WAR DOES NOT DETERMINE WHO IS RIGHT , WAR DTERMINE WHO IS LEFT... WIFE WHO PUT HUSBAND IN DOGHOUSE SOON FIND HIM IN A CAT HOUSE .. MAN WHO FIGH ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Old Lady Vibrator Shopping
An old lady pops into a sex shop and starts wondering around the shop looking over the items. Not sure if the old lady has come to the right shop the clerk asks her if he can help. Well, I lost my husband recently and I miss our weekly sex said ......
Written on 11/09/2008

Anticipating Sex.
A boy decided to have a dinner with his girlfriend parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex ......
Written on 13/09/2008

Caught Having Sex.
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his Mom and asks, ......
Written on 14/09/2008

Fetching The Sneakers
A guy stops to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you get me my sneakers for me?" The guy goes upstairs, and there are his friend's two gorgeous daughters. He says, "Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here ......
Written on 15/09/2008