Blushing Bride
Upon arrival at their hotel, the groom wants to make sure that his blushing bride gets off to a good start. So he very slowly undresses her, kissing and fondling her breasts and p***y until she's thoroughly excited. He then unzips his trousers and pulls out his unit. "My dear," he ......
Written on 24/10/2008

No Need For Condoms
The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant, and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful, and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result ......
Written on 26/10/2008

The Idiots Sex Guide
1. Eating Mexican food is not the cause of gonorrhea. 2. There is no need for dice in role playing. 3. Intercourse doesn't happen on a highway. 4. If you engage in oral sex first, it's not called a head start. 5. If she says she's into "bondage, " don't show ......
Written on 29/10/2008

Momma Always Said, Eat Your Veggies!!
Ok ok, so there is this guy right? he reaaallly wants to f**k this girl, so she finally agrees, but she says you better lick my p***y good first before you even get a chance to hit it.. So hes like, fine, ive done this before, so he dives down there ......
Written on 30/10/2008

Horny Grandpa
Grandpa Jones turned up at Madame Betty's house a little after midnight drunk and raring to go. "I want the girl with the biggest tits and the tightest p***y you got!" he yelled as he tripped on the carpet and landed on a potted fern. Madame Betty liked the fern and ......
Written on 06/11/2008