Blessed Event...
After the woman gave birth to a baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside. "I have something I must tell you about your baby." "What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked. "Your baby is a hermaphrodite." "What's that?" "It means your baby has both male and female parts." "Oh my God!" ......
Written on 12/05/2009

Smell
A guy gets onto an elevator and begins to ride down to the lobby of his building. Half way down the elevator stops and a beautiful woman gets on. After a few seconds the man leans over and asks the lady, "Excuse me, but can I smell your p***y?" "No!", rages ......
Written on 23/05/2009

How To Impress A Woman
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the ......
Written on 24/05/2009

The Octopus
octopus walks into a bar and says, "i bet i can play any musical instrument you have".a man gives him a guitar and he plays like jimi hendrix.another says "can you play this piano?"he plays it better than elton john.a scotsman hands him a set of bagpipes and the octopus looks ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Visit To The Mental Institution
a visitor to the mental institution asked the director how he decided which patients should be kept in.the director said "we fill up a bath, then offer the patient a teaspoon a cup or a bucket and ask them to empty the bath tub".the visitor said "oh i see, a normal ......
Written on 24/05/2009