One For The Ladies .....
"Cash, check or charge?" asked the salesperson, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, the salesperson noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" they asked. "No, " she replied, "but my husband ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Rose4622
A MAN PLAYFULLY PINCHED HIS WIFE ON THE BUTT AND SAID, "IF YOU FIRMED THIS UP, WE COULD GET RID OF YOUR CONTROL-TOP PANTYHOSE." THEN HE PINCHED HER BREASTS AND SAID, "AND IF YOU FIRMED THESE UP, WE COULD GET RID OF YOUR BRAS." FURIOUS, SHE GRADDED HIS P***S AND SAID, ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Rose4622 - Full Joke.
TWO MEN WERE DISCUSSING THEIR SEX LIVES.THE FIRST SAID, 'LAST NIGHT, IASKED MY WIFE IF WE COULD DO IT DOGGY STYLE.''DID SHE GO FOR IT?"THE OTHER ASKED."OH, YEAH, "THE FIRST MAN SAID."ISAT UP AND BEGGED. SHE ROLLED OVER AND PLAYED DEAD."......
Written on 11/07/2009

Gift
Several weeks after his birthday, I stopped by my sisters house and my 7 year old nephew greeted me with, Thanks for the Sea Scout Signal Whistle you gave me for my birthday! Its the best birthday present I ever got. Thats great, Did you learn how to pipe any signals ......
Written on 19/07/2009

2 Boys
Two boys walk into a field where a lake sits in the middle. They see a naked woman swimming in there, and one immediatly runs in the other direction. The second boy runs after him and asks, " Why did you run away?" The first boy replies, "My mom tells me ......
Written on 19/07/2009