Famous Uses Of The Word "f**k"
Famous uses of the word f**k 1. "He'll have some f**kers eye out with that" - King Harold - Battle of Hastings 1066 2. "One more fart like that Oates, and you can f**k off outside" - Captain Scott - Artic explorer. 3. "I don't understand these f**king indians, they were ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Junk Mail - Full Joke.
I'm fed up with finding my e-mail inbox stuffed full of adverts for p***s enlarging pills. In the interests of sexual equality, isn't it about time that they started bombarding women's computers with adverts for p***y tightening tablets?......
Written on 19/07/2009

Orgasm Joke
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Holiday Baking
This past weekend, I was doing some holiday baking. It was getting late and I was tired so I decided to leave the cleanup mess until morning. The next morning, I was getting my coffee and I noticed thousands of little tiny footprints in the flour on the countertop. Needless to ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Teacher Swim-time
---------- Once three teachers Mathematics, Physics and Chemistry went to the riverside with their friends group. The Mathematics teacher said: "I'll measure it's length, breadth and width." And jumped into it. Then came the Physic teacher who said: "I'll measure it's speed and heat." And jumped into it. Finally came the ......
Written on 19/07/2009