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Saran Wrap Pants - Full Joke. A man goes to his psychologist's office wearing nothing but a pair of saran wrap pants. "Doc I don't know what is wrong with me, I can't relax, I don't feel right" exclaims the man. "Clearly, I can see your nuts" replies the doctor....... Written on 27/10/2008 |
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Golf With The Wife A man staggers into hospital with multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Doctor asked "what happened to you"? "Well", the man replied, "i was playing golf with my wife when she sliced her golf ball into a field of cows. I found the ...... Written on 28/10/2008 |
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Good Work Weary of constantly picking clothes up from the floor of her son's room, a mother finally laid down the law: each item of clothing she had to pick up would cost her son 25 cents. By the end of the week, he owed her 1.50. She received the money promptly, along ...... Written on 04/11/2008 |
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Q & A - 3 - Full Joke. Q: What does a womans a*****e do when she is having a climax? A: He is probably home watching a football game or something. Q. What do a Rubix cube and a p***s have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get....... Written on 05/11/2008 |
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Young Blond At Doctor's - Full Joke. "Please remove your blouse and bra, " says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck. When she is ready, the doc says, "Big breaths." "Yea, " she replies, "and I'm only sixteen!"...... Written on 07/11/2008 |
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