Qampa - 2
Q: What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey? A: Most of the time, you get an onion with big ears. But once in a while, JUST once in a while, you get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes. Q. What do a ......
Written on 25/11/2008

Q & A
I've some Q's with Answers..please submit your answer. 1-Why is 77 better than 69? 'Cause you get 8 more! 2-Q: what do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool? A: air pockets. 3-Q:What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man? A:Lazy! 4-Q: why ......
Written on 04/12/2008

Pig
The other day I was driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman came driving down the same road. As we passed each other the woman leant out her car window and yelled: "PIG"! Well, fair's fair so I poked my head out my car window and shouted back at ......
Written on 14/12/2008

I Want You..
I want you.I shall seek and find you..I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.I will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan.I will make you beg for mercy..beg for me to stop.I will exhaust you to the point that you will be ......
Written on 14/12/2008

Coward
Two kids are arguing over whose father is the most coward. The first one says, " My dad is so scared that when a lightning strikes he slides underneath our bed" The second kid goes, " That's nutting, my dad is so scared that when mummy works night-shift he sleeps with ......
Written on 16/12/2008