Railroad Drunks... - Full Joke.
Two Drunk Irishmen are walking down a set of railway tracks: First Irishman: "Jesus Christ Pat, I've never seen so many stairs" Second Irishman: "F**k that Mick, it's this low railing that's killing me"......
Written on 20/12/2008

Army Airborne
The topic of the day at Army Airborne School was what you should do if your parachute malfunctions. We had just gotten to the part about reserve parachutes when another student raised his hand. "If the main parachute malfunctions, " he asked, "how long do we have to deploy the reserve?" ......
Written on 21/12/2008

Weight Loss Plan...
The IRS now says you can deduct weight loss plans off your taxes. You can write it off because the government has officially declared obesity a disease. And it's a disease, you can deduct medical expenses. That shows what a difference an administration can make. See under Bush, obesity is a ......
Written on 27/12/2008

Aftershave!
A Navy chief and an Admiral are sitting in a Barbershop They have both just finished having a shave, and the barber reaches for some aftershave. "Hey! Don't put that stuff on me!" the Admiral shouts. "My wife will think I've been in a brothel!" The chief turns to his barber ......
Written on 29/12/2008

20.00
Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to a local newspaper office and inquired about putting an advertisement in the 'Lonely Hearts' column. "Well, madam, " the assistant said, "we charge a minimum of 1 per insertion." "You don't say, " said the spinster "Well then, here's 20 ......
Written on 06/01/2009